Hemorrhoid Cutting Love Notes

1

“Come on,lie down on the bed.”

“Does it hurt?”

“Just hold on,it won't hurt for a while.”

“Relax,don't be nervous.”

“I'll play you some music.”

The man who spoke had a soft voice,fair skin,and long eyelashes.

At the moment,I was lying in front of him.

“Okay,I'll start.”

This was my second meeting with the man in front of me.

If it wasn't for the surgical mask on his face,and the scalpel that shone with silver light,and the group of people behind him......

I would have thought he was about to make love to me.

“This is a typical prolapsed internal hemorrhoid,a state that is not serious and easy to recover from after surgery.”

Then the group of heads came together,estimated to be less than a meter away,each one studying carefully,accompanied by a few“hmmm”and“so it is”.

God,I wanted to die.

My shy anus kept tightening and the needle suddenly stuck in,painfully causing me to take a deep breath.

“Doctor!Ahh!It hurts!”

“It's anesthetic,bear the pain for a while.”

“No,doctor!Give me general anesthesia!Breathing anesthesia!”

“I can't change it now,just bear it!”

He hadn't finished speaking.

“Ka.”

Another shot was stuck in.

In the end,there were a total of five shots,evenly distributed in a circle around the anus,and then,it finally lost consciousness.

25 minutes.

A game of LOL.

I felt like I was being hunted by Xin Zhao the whole time,and he was behind me AAAAA.

Foreign objects poked into my asshole,scissors snipped away flesh,and the smell of fire burning my flesh came from the electric knife treating the wound.

I screamed for as long as the surgery lasted.

As I was wheeled out of the operating room in a wheelchair,the nurse said,“Dr.Lucas has the best technique,it shouldn't hurt this much,should it?”,I think she was teasing me.

When I was wheeled to my best friend,she was shocked by my fury white look.

Heartbroken and hugged me,I'm so lucky to have a BFF like that.

Then she leaned in close to me and spoke softly and in a whisper:

“You're such a weakling.Several just walked out on their own!”

I think she's bullshitting.

2

No one ever told me that after hemorrhoid surgery,when I fart it's like a knife cutting the anus.

So,I tried my best to hold it in,maybe it could digest itself in my stomach?

The next day,when the doctor came to ward rounds,the lady in the bed next to me quickly jumped out of bed.

I was“paralyzed”and was amazed by her agility.

The same doctor who operated on me,Lucas,30 years old,attending anorectal surgeon,single.

Don't ask me how I know this,the ladies in the ward have already asked,and they're all talking about how they're going to woo him.

I even know he loves Chinese hot pot now.

When this Dr.Lucas came up to me,he asked the nurse next to him,“Bed 63 didn't get out of bed?”

The nurse looked at me and then at him,“Not yet,she said it hurts too much.”

Dr.Lucas looked at me quizzically and asked:

“Did you infuse painkillers?”

“I did.”

“Isn't it just internal hemorrhoids?”

“Huh?”

“This kind of surgery can be out of bed a day after it's done.”

“But it really hurts.”I frowned.

“Just lie down and I'll check.”

But when the nurse pulled the curtain,Dr.Lucas put on his gloves,and I rolled over and pulled down my pants,I couldn't......hold it in,and the fart I'd been holding in all day let out.

“Ah....”I yelped.

At this point Dr.Lucas,who was already standing far away,said,“Farting after surgery is important,well,yes,important...”

Awkward.

3

On the third day after surgery,it was the day of discharge.

I purposely procrastinated,saying I was worried that I wouldn't be able to take care of my wounds at home.

Dr.Lucas has a kind heart,he called the nurse to help me pack.

In the end,when he saw that I still refused to move like a stone,he gave me his WhatsApp and asked me to contact him if I had any problems,and only then did he successfully“kick me out”.

It was my best friend who requested me to add him as a friend.

Here's what she said.I've been single for 25 years and Dr.Lucas is the man who knows my body structure the best.Maybe he'll like me?

I think she's read too many romance novels.Dr.Lucas checks dozens of asses a day,so why should he be attracted to my ordinary ass?

But I didn't disappoint my bestie's expectations,and the night I got home I wanted to reach out to Dr.Lucas.

Because looking at the blood-covered toilet bowl,I feared for my life.

Just as I was hesitating,I was scrolling through the notices sent out by the community property.

I realized that there was also a person named Lucas in the group?

Heh,what a mundane name.

When I clicked into the members list and found the neighbor named Lucas I was surprised.

He was the one whose avatar showed up!

I forgot that my life was in danger and sent a screenshot to my best friend,who replied in less than three seconds.

“Idiot,hurry up and take action.”

“You don't tease.”

“Your ass all let him see,don't be shy!Get on!”

“？？？？？？？？”

“He must be off work now,tease him.”

“What did I......say?”

“You just say it hurts ah,it's all because he hit too hard ah.Now can not get out of bed,people need to comfort ah......”

“Are you still human?”

“You hurry!”

4

I took a deep breath and sent Lucas my first message.

“Dr.Lucas,I just pooped and there was blood all over the toilet,did the wound split?”

Half an hour later,Lucas got back to me.

“You touch it to see if it continues to bleed,if it doesn't continue to bleed,it's okay.”

“I......don't dare.”

“Then you take a picture of the wound and send it to me.”

What?

Is he a pervert?

Thinking about the action of that photo shoot,thinking about that private photo,I think he is kidding me.

He probably thought I couldn't communicate and didn't reply to me for half a day.

After 10 minutes,Lucas finally messaged again.

“Open the door.”

I held my cell phone for a moment and didn't react,what the hell?Open the door?Open what door?

It wasn't until the doorbell rang that I realized it was my house door.

After I opened the door a crack,I saw a man standing outside the door looking down at his cell phone.

“Is that Dr.Lucas?”He seemed a little more handsome in his gray hooded sweatshirt.

“Uh-huh.”

“How did you know I lived here?See the owners'group,too?”

“Didn't you write your address on your hospitalization slip?”

“Oh yeah......come in please.”

He came in and looked at me without saying a word,pulled out a latex glove and was not shy about getting straight to the point:

“Take off your pants.”

The smile on my face froze,and then I blushed.

“That's not a good influence is it Dr.Lucas.”

There is definitely a difference between taking off your pants to a male doctor while you're in the hospital and taking off your pants to a male doctor at home.

All I could think about right now was the image of being completely naked,crawling on the bed,and sticking my ass up at this doctor.

My shyness wasn't over when this Lucas neighbor said something that scared me to the point of cerebral palsy.

“It's not like you haven't seen it before.”

Finally,I was convinced by him to take one heavy step towards the bedroom,ready to pull down my light pants smooth ass and show it to this man I had only met for the third time.

I hadn't even made it to the bedroom when Lucas behind me spoke.

“Where are you going?”

“I'm......going to the bedroom.”

“Go to the bedroom for what?”

“Not to take off my pants for you to see?”

Lucas gave a strange look,like he was seeing a fool,and shook his head helplessly.

“Just plop down on the couch.”

Me...